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We Are Not Dead!⁠

Two little boys stole a bag of mangoes from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 mangoes fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for you.”One for me, one for you.”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

“Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you…

Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “Hey, What about the two at the gate?”

The priest and the drunkard took to their heels shouting, “We are not dead yet… we are not dead yet… we are not dead yet..

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Yvonne Nelson, Naa Okailey, Jackie, Others Among Africa’s 20 Most Beautiful Women

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The Glitz Africa Magazine has unveiled its 2013 Fashionista issue and inside it, they profiled the 20 Most Beautiful Women in Africa which has Genevieve Nnaji, Tiwa Savage, Nadia Buari and others on the list.

Nigeria and Ghana took the lead.

See the full list,

Leila Lopes (Angola)

Vimbai Mutinhiri (Zimbabwe)

Oluchi Orlandi (Nigeria)

Yvonne Nelson (Ghana)

Dillish Mathews (Namibia)

Agbani Darego (Nigeria)

Tiwa Savage (Nigeria)

Stephanie Linus (Nigeria)

Genevieve Nnaji (Nigeria)

Joselyn Dumas (Ghana)

Yvonne Okoro (Ghana)

Jackie Appiah (Ghana)

Millen Magese (Tanzania)

Omotola. Jalade-Ekeinde (Nigeria)

Zainab Sheriff (Sierra Leone)

Naa Okailey Shooter (Ghana)

Nadia Buari (Ghana)

Lerato “Lira” Molapo (South Africa)

Babalwa “Barbz” Mneno (South Africa)

Elham Wagdi (Egypt)

– See more at: http://www.ghanavisions.com/news/headlines/63081-yvonne-nelson-naa-okailey-jackie-others-among-africa-s-20-most-beautiful-women.html#sthash.oqxFOhVr.dpuf

10 reasons not to have sex before marriage

In what is fast becoming a very sexual world, one might wonder if there still the need for abstinence.

Here are 10 reasons to wait till marriage:

1. Sex is a powerful force that can destroy if not used properly. Like atomic power, sex is the most powerful creative force given to man. When atomic power is used correctly it can create boundless energy; when it is used in the wrong way it destroys life. Sex is the same kind of powerful force. Sex is a gift from God to give us the greatest pleasure, to help in creating a deep companionship with one’s spouse and for procreation of the next generation. But if you play with this powerful force outside the bounds of marriage, it destroys you and those close to you.

2. Sexual activity for young people arrests their psychological, social and academic development. Studies show that when young people engage in premarital sex, their academic performance declines and their social relationships with family and friends deteriorate. This is because adolescents are too immature to deal with the explosive sex drive and it tends to dominate their life.

3. The majority of women cannot enjoy sex outside of the bonds of marriage. The development of a fulfilling sex life needs the security and peace of the marriage bond. Premarital sex usually takes place sneaking around in hidden places dealing with the fear of being caught, the fear of pregnancy and feelings of guilt. All these (worrisome) factors undermine pleasure in premarital sex, most especially for women.

4. Virginity is to be given to the most important person in your life, the person you committed yourself to stay with forever in marriage. Your virginity is the most precious thing you have to give to your spouse. Once you lose it, nothing in the world can bring it back. Don’t lose something so precious in a thoughtless way.

5. Those who engage in premarital sex run a high risk of contracting one of the many venereal diseases rampant today, as well as losing their fertility. Not just AIDS, but other common disfiguring diseases like herpes have no cure.

6. Some venereal diseases have no symptoms and many couples discover many years later that they became infertile because of these diseases. Infertility experts estimate that 80% of today’s infertility is due to venereal diseases contracted before they married.

7. The best and only method that guarantees 100% against AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases is to wait for marriage to have sex and maintain fidelity in your marriage.

8. Premarital sex breaks the 10 Commandments given by God. The 10 Commandments are given to man by God to make man happy. They are not outdated and they are not restrictive. If we follow these laws, we can create happy and prosperous lives. If we don’t follow them, we will pay a heavy price in divorce, disease, abortions, illegitimate children and loneliness. Modern men make a big mistake when they think that they can break these eternal laws and not suffer consequences.

9. Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father’s love, protection and care.

10. If you date and you don’t have sex, you can forget about that relationship when you stop dating. But if you have sex with those you date and then break up, the nature of sexual involvement creates strong, often unpleasant memories for your whole life. Every relationship you break up where you had intimate relations is like a mini-divorce. The psychological difficulties of these mini-divorces does damage to your character. Later, when you are married and go to bed with your beloved spouse, these unpleasant memories will accompany you.

True love waits. If a boy or girl truly loves you, they will want the best for you. They will not want you to suffer fear of disease, unwanted pregnancy and the psychological difficulties of premarital sex. They will want to experience love with you only in the very best place of all – the love nest of marriage.


Deadlier than AIDS: Scientists discover new STD that kills within days

There is a new sexually transmitted superbug that experts say may be more deadly that AIDS.

According to a CNBC report, an antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea is more aggressive than the HIV virus, which means the potential to infect the public will be greater.

Like most STDs, gonorrhea is usually transmitted through unprotected sexual contact and if left untreated, can cause severe medical complications, such as infertility in women, debilitating pain, sterility in men and life threatening heart infections.

Alan Christianson, a doctor of naturopathic medicine, thinks this new strain has the power to rack up more fatalities than AIDS. To date, more than the 30 million people have already died worldwide from AIDS-related complications.

“Getting gonorrhea from this strain might put someone into septic shock and death in a matter of days,” said Christianson. “This is very dangerous.”

William Smith, executive director of the National Coalition of STD Directors, echoed that sentiment. “It’s an emergency situation. As time moves on, it’s getting more hazardous,” said Smith.

According to the Centers for Disease Control, though no cases of the superbug officially called H041 were found in the US, steps must be taken to deal with the potential risks.

Gonorrhea can go undetected in some affected by the disease, showing no outward symptoms in about half of women and in 5 percent of men, which adds another level of difficulty in getting ahead of it.

This strain of STD which is resistant to antibiotic, reportedly kills half of those exposed and infects one in 20 hospital patients—which raises the threat of an outbreak to emergency levels.

Then there is the high cost of combating sexually transmitted diseases in general. The CDC’s tally to treat 20 million cases annually is approximately $16 billion. Of that 20 million STD cases, a reported 800,000 between the ages of 15 to 24, are infected with gonorrhea.

Even more alarming, some doctors believe the STD war is too costly to win.

Credit : CNBC

Photo: US rapper Birdman splashes $1million on gold toilet!

Celebrities the world over are known for showing off their worth in grand styles. From expensive mansions, cars, jets and clothing, they easily tend to be the envy of many.

Well, rapper Birdman’s latest show of opulence is no different.

The rapper, born Bryan Williams, has showed off his solid gold toilet via photo sharing site Instagram, Saturday.

Reports suggest the Cash Money Records co-founder and Hip Hop tycoon splashed a whopping one million dollars on the toilet which is gold-plated, but the seat and the cover are made of solid gold.

Birdman, believed to be worth $170 million, posted that: “I always wanted some GOLD TOILETS in my krib s**t way to real south beach whts popin house swag RICHGANG STUNNAMAN GOLD ON EVERYTHANG.

2014 Grammy Awards: Full List Of Winners

The 2014 Grammy Awards held on Sunday, January 26 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles and the biggest names in pop, country, rap, R&B and rock were there to perform and be recognized for their works in the past year.

Some artists emerged big winners of the night at the 56th Grammy awards, walking home with more than one award.

See full list of winners:

Best New Artist: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance: “Get Lucky,” Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams and Nyle Rodgers

Best Rock Song: “Cut Me Some Slack,” Dave Grohl, Paul McCartney, Krist Novoselic & Pat Smear

Best Pop Solo Performance: “Royals,” Lorde

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “Holy Grail,” Jay Z ft. Justin Timberlake

Best Country Album: Same Trailer Different Park, Kacey Musgraves

Song of the Year: “Royals,” Lorde

Best Pop Instrumental Album: Stepping Out, Herb Albert

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: To Be Loved, Michael Buble

Best Reggae Album: Ziggy Marley In Concert, Ziggy Marley

Best Spoken Word Album: America Again: Re-becoming The Greatness We Never Weren’t, Stephen Colbert

Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical: Summertime Sadness, Cedric Gervais, Remixer (Lana Del Rey)

Best Gospel/Contemporary Christian Music Performance: “Break Every Chain [Live]“, Tasha Cobbs

Best Gospel Song: “If He Did It Before… Same God [Live]“, Tye Tribbett

Follow her arrow: Kacey Musgraves also won two gongs

Best Gospel Album: Greater Than [Live], Tye Tribbet,

Best Latin Pop Album: Vida, Draco Rosa,

Best Song Written For Visual Media: “Skyfall,” Thomas Newman

Best Chamber Music/Small Ensemble Performance: Brady Wells and Roomful of Teeth, “Roomful of Teeth”

Best New Age Album: Love’s River, Laura Sullivan

Best Jazz Vocal Album: Liquid Spirit, Gregory Porter,

Best Jazz Instrumental Album: Money Jungle: Provocative In Blue, Terri Lyne Carrington

Best Latin Jazz Album: Song For Maura, Paquito D’Rivera And Trio Corrente

Best Compilation Soundtrack Album: Sound City: Real To Reel, Butch Vig (Compilation Producer)

Best Musical Theater Album: Kinky Boots, Cyndi Lauper

Best Americana Album: Old Yellow Moon, Emmylou Harris, Rodney Crowell

Best Folk Album: My Favorite Picuture of You, Guy Clark

Best Dance Recording: “Clarity,” Zedd ft. Foxes

Best Dance/Electronica Album: Random Access Memories, Daft Punk

Best Comedy Album: Calm Down Gurrl, Kathy Griffin

Best Rap Performance: “Thift Shop,” Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best Rap Song: “Thift Shop,” Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best Rap Album: “The Heist,” Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best R&B Performance: “Something,” Snarky Puppy With Lalah Hathaway

Best Traditional R&B Performance: “Please Come Home,” Gary Clark Jr.

Best R&B Song: “Pusher Love Girl,” Justin Timberlake

Best Urban Contemporary Album: Unapologetic, Rihanna

Best R&B Album: Girl on Fire, Alicia Keys

Best Blues Album: Get Up!, Ben Harper With Charlie Musselwhite

Best Music Film: Live Kisses, Paul McCartney

Best Country Duo/Group Performance: “From This Valley,” The Civil Wars

Best Country Solo Performance: “Wagon Wheel,” Darius Rucker

Best Country Song: “Merry Go Round,” Shane McAnally, Kacey Musgraves & Josh Osborne

Best Rock Performance: “Radioactive,” Imagine Dragons

Best Alternative Music Album: Modern Vampires of the City, Vampire Weekend

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Pharrell Williams

Best Metal Performance: “God Is Dead,” Black Sabbath

Best Rock Album: Celebration Day, Led Zeppelin


Hello wonderful reader,

We regret the delays of our blog to bring you the most interesting news and other stuffs about Africa.We went through some technical problems,we were on a break not to rest but to bring to you our prestigious readers nothing but the best.And the great news is,we are back to stay this time.We are indeed sorry for the inconvenience and hope you forgive us.A happy new year to you all.

CEO of ACUBE: Mr Nana Kwame .


2013 MTV EMA: The Complete Winners List Justin Timberlake, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis went in as most-nominated but Eminem took home top honors befitting a genius rapper. By MTV News staff

Eminem at 2013 EMA

While Justin Timberlake and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis went into the 2013 MTV EMA on Sunday night (November 10) as the most-nominated with five nods apiece, there seemed to be plenty of hardware to go around as chart-toppers like Eminem, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry took home honors. The action wasn’t just at the podium, of course, as the aforementioned winners were also among those who took the stage for unforgettable performances.

“Unconditionally” (Live)

Best Song
WINNER: Bruno Mars – Locked Out of Heaven
Daft Punk – Get Lucky (feat. Pharrell Williams)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz)
Rihanna -Diamonds
Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines (feat. T.I. & Pharrell)

Best Pop
WINNER: One Direction
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
Miley Cyrus
Taylor Swift

Best Female
WINNER: Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift

Best Male
WINNER: Justin Bieber
Bruno Mars
Jay Z
Justin Timberlake

Best Live
WINNER: Beyonce
Green Day
Justin Timberlake
Taylor Swift

Best New
WINNER: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Icona Pop
Imagine Dragons

Best Rock
WINNER: Green Day
Black Sabbath
Kings of Leon
Queens of the Stone Age
The Killers

Best Alternative
WINNER: Thirty Seconds to Mars
Arctic Monkeys
Fall Out Boy
Franz Ferdinand

Best Hip Hop
WINNER: Eminem
Jay Z
Kanye West
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Best Electronic
WINNER: Avicii
Calvin Harris
Daft Punk

Best Look
WINNER: Harry Styles
Justin Timberlake
Lady Gaga
Rita Ora

Best Push
WINNER: Austin Mahone
A$AP Rocky
Bridgit Mendler
Icona Pop
Iggy Azalea
Imagine Dragons
Tom Odell
Twenty One Pilots

Best World Stage
WINNER: Linkin Park
Alicia Keys
The Black Keys
Green Day
Jason Mraz
Jessie J
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
No Doubt
Rita Ora
Robin Thicke
Snoop Lion
The Killers

Worldwide Act
WINNER: Chris Lee
Ahmed Soultan
Cody Simpson
Justin Bieber
Marco Mengoni
One Direction

Biggest Fans
WINNER: Tokio Hotel
Justin Bieber
Lady Gaga
One Direction
Thirty Seconds to Mars

Best Video
WINNER: Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball
Justin Timberlake – Mirrors
Lady Gaga – Applause
Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines (feat. T.I. & Pharrell)
Thirty Seconds to Mars – Up in the Air

Artist on the Rise
WINNER: Austin Mahone
Ariana Grande
Cher Lloyd
Cody Simpson
Bridget Mendler

Global Icon
WINNER: Eminem

Ron Burgundy Presents Eminem With The Global Icon Award

17 Celebrity Before-And-After Plastic Surgery Disasters

Hello my good readers.I bring to you another great post.So in recent times,i used to ask myself if it is good to have plastic surgeries or not.Although some do have it and look nice,others do and it doesn’t go well for them.Even to think of it,why will someone try changing the beautiful looks given to them naturally.And some said due to health situations and others said just to look more elegant and fashionable.Below are some celebs who had it  and saw something else.Look at the pictures and judge for yourself. You can then comment telling me if is good or not.Acube2o13 wanted you to judge for yourselves.

Amanda Le-pore is a 44-year-old transgender model and recording artist. Her repeated anti-aging attempts left her looking like this.

Guns N’ Roses’ 50-year-old frontman Axl Rose reportedly got cheek implants and a facelift.

Former French First Lady Carla Bruni’s puffy face is reportedly the result of Botox.

“Splash” actress Daryl Hannah, 51, denies ever having plastic surgery and says it makes people “look like Muppets.” But her lips and cheeks look fuller.

The Duchess of Alba, who is Spanish royalty, has reportedly had repeated Botox injections. In 2011, the 57-year-old married a man 24 years her junior.

Reality star Heidi Montag, 25, had 10 procedures in one day, including a facelift and nose job. She now says she regrets the procedures.

Former Playboy playmate Shauna Sand’s lip injections have totally changed the appearance of her face.

34-year-old British glamour model Katie Price has gone through extensive surgery, including a nose job and lip injections.

Actor Mickey Rourke is one of the few actors to admit to having plastic surgery. He said he went to the “wrong guy” to fix his boxing injuries back in the ’90s.

Television actress Nikki Cox was reported to undergo cheek and lip implants at just 34-years-old.

Paul Stanley from Kiss apparently had a nose job to give his profile more definition. He is also reported to have had a face lift.

Pete Burns is best known as the singer from the hit “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record).” He made a documentary about his plastic surgery nightmare.

Fashion Icon Donatella Versace’s looks have changed drastically in the past 10 years.

Soap opera actress Joan Van Ark, best known from “Dallas” and “Knot’s Landing,” shocked attendees of a charity event she attended looking completely different.

Finnish escort Johanna Tukiainen, who shot to fame after a sex scandal with the country’s foreign minister, has undergone numerous procedures in recent years.

Italy’s Michaela Romanini used to be considered one of the most beautiful women in the country. Now she’s unrecognizable.

Former beauty queen and television presenter Bruna Felisberto reportedly had a nose job and cheek implants.