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We Are Not Dead!⁠

Two little boys stole a bag of mangoes from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 mangoes fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for you.”One for me, one for you.”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

“Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you…

Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “Hey, What about the two at the gate?”

The priest and the drunkard took to their heels shouting, “We are not dead yet… we are not dead yet… we are not dead yet..

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An Army Officer was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she wants to break up as she is in love with someone else and wanted nothing further to do with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Officer does what any squared away Officer would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: ‘I’m sorry I can’t remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you.

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